lime light
March 30, 2014
Don’t you get it? On the outside it’s a nail salon right, on the inside it’s the best money laundering a growing boy could ask for. Wait, wait! Come back here. Sit. Come on, come on… humor me here for…
hulk hogan sucks
March 18, 2014
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super computer
February 22, 2014
Hi boys. I’m Tina. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the…
greasy food
February 16, 2014
Give me all the tacos, immediately. Give me all the tacos, immediately. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Make it a double there pal. 50 cent tacos! I’ll take 30. Give me tacos, or give me death. CARNITAS!! Um, Tabasco?…
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January 22, 2014
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pop culture
January 13, 2014
I won’t eat my cereal. Because I was home-schooled, I didn’t have a lot of friends and I did ballet, which was always just girls. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. In most…
history buff
January 12, 2014
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navy seals
January 6, 2014
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american idol winner
December 27, 2013
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mike is a cheater
December 24, 2013
At last I could endure no longer to sit supinely by while a fellowman was dragged down to a horrible death by that repulsive reptile. Embedded in the prow of the skiff lay the spear that had been cast after…